If you have a loved one with insomnia, send them to see The King.
While gorgeously shot and mostly well-acted, the film’s poorly written protagonist (Timothee Chalamet as King Henry V) turns the plot into an unbelievable bore. We never truly understand what King Henry V is thinking, as he vows to be different than his father (a man who forces England into war unnecessarily). So what does he do? He unnecessarily declares war with France as soon as he becomes king. It’s not entirely Chalamet’s fault, who is horribly miscast and given whiney, cliched “tough guy” dialogue to spit out every 3 minutes. Am I really supposed to believe Chalamet, at 110 pounds soaking wet, is a fearsome fighter?
The shortcomings of King Henry V as a character are further noticeable because of the strengths of the surrounding cast. Ben Mendelsohn as King Henry IV chews the scenery with aplomb, and Joel Edgerton lends great credibility to an eccentric war advisor, but Robert Pattinson is the true scene stealer as an over-the-top French prince. It’s a testament to his performance, but a bad sign for the movie, that I was actually rooting for Pattinson and the French to win the war. If only The King was centered around Edgerton or Pattinson, and not Chalamet.
Unfortunately, Pattinson isn’t introduced until halfway through the film (over an hour), which brings me to the pacing: The King‘s 2 hours and 20 minutes feels longer than The Irishman‘s 3-and-a-half hours. Not only is the protagonist the least interesting character on screen, but the bulk of the runtime is filled with ceremonies and sieges… gripping.
This is all more frustrating when you see the strengths: this is a beautifully shot and lit film, with a genuinely exciting battle sequence in the second half. Unfortunately, Pattinson, Edgerton, and one scene can’t carry an entire 2 hours and 20 minutes.
The Cast: Timothee Chalamet, Robert Pattinson, Joel Edgerton, Sean Harris, Ben Mendelsohn, Dean Charles-Chapman
The Elevator Pitch: Call Me By “Your Lord”
The Score: 6.25/10